Sunday, November 16, 2008

Save the turkeys.

I think that we shouldn't eat turkeys on Thanksgiving because we are supposed to be thankful to what we have and eating nature doesn't show that we are thankful for anything. It makes us look like evil savages who have to kill to obtain subsistence. I feel that, as an alternative, we should grow and harvest our own organic plants, and hope that our native American friend will show up and help us survive the cold day, for we are nothing but pilgrims in an unfamiliar land.

I believe that my idea not only protects the turkeys, but encourages us to make friends with people who are not as culturally accepted as the typical white American vegetarian, and it will also expand on the cultural intake we have on a major level. On top of that, supporting the growth of organic foods will help stop the evil turkey killing corporations from feeding us poisoned, tainted food they sell off for a quick buck.

In fact, to further support the cause, I will be bringing multiple live turkeys to my Thanksgiving table, and feed them as if they were just like us, as they so deserve. In feeding the turkeys, I will be showing my community that there doesn't need to be death of a beautiful animal in order to celebrate.

In conclusion, I feel that I will be promoting a safe, friendly environment this Thanksgiving, because that is the atmosphere we need for a good ol' celebration.

-Billy

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