Yawn.

Yawn is a great big snake from the first Resident Evil game. He slams you with his mass. It's really a gay attack, until you really think about it.

What Yawn is is Capcom's proverbial cock. I mean, he's long, cylindrical, and is capable of spitting stuff at you.

What this means is that Capcom's been intent on screwing us over from day 1. Hence Yawn smashing you with his body. You know what they call that?

A cockslap.

A motherfucking cockslap.

Assholes.